Uchi
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read this next time your having a bad dayThe next time youre having a bad day, imagine this... you're a siamese twin. Your brother, attatched at your shoulder is gay. Youre not. He has a hot date coming over tonight. You only have one ass 
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89lxstanger
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA out loud internet laughter is priceless
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lostsoul
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OMG I am Dying here! Uchi, I assume this was your date last night?
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Uchi
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no it was your ex gf, didnt realise her parasitic twin had a cock, thought it was a giant clit tickling my shaft. i was wrong
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Badger
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lmfao i think i'd decapatate him.
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lostsoul
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Uchi figured he would chock him to death with his Penis, but of course it was too small!
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Uchi
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yeah his penis was small, but made for a large clit
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angry_trucker
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i heard a odd one today on the satilight ready on PLAYBOY lol... it was " the best way to get over a girlfreind is to get under a new one" lol think i fucked that up but you kinda get where them sluts was going with this lol
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