Uchi
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raced a bike, and i .....raced jordans bike last week, 05 suzuki gs500. nice bike, rides really well and ive done some laps around my neighbourhood on it now and opened her up a few times. fun little machine. anyways, we lined up in the middle of nowhere last sunday and did a pull from a dig from a light. he put a couple lengths on me from the start but i had this mild case of half throttle wheel spin, come second gear i caught and passed him and through third i continued to put distance. not much but enough. shocked i figured maybe he bogged or launched it poorly so we went from a roll, 60 - 170. he hung me for a seonc and then i started to pull away, by 170 i had about 3 cars on him. i was surprised, he wasnt, lol. next is the gfs cousins husbands 1200 sportster, he thinks itll take the stang, im gonna prove him wrong when i pump him. might even pull all the shit i have piled up in the car out to give me a bit of an edge
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89lxstanger
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well i ass humped danny pare's old sportster in my stang mind you i got a bit more work but, it wasnt even a race lol so you should be good to go lol
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Uchi
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i might toss the kit on and jet it small, 100 hp, something safe for the stock fuel pump, and on the od chance that he strts to gain ground ill just spray him. orrrr. i might just spray him anyways and be like wow man you lost to a stock mustang. lol.
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Bueller
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Why not line up against my Busa
I think we are headed to cayuga drag this fri far the test and tune 20 bucks to run a vehicle 10 bucks to spectate not bad.I am not the greatest off the line but a freind of mine gets high 9s on his on the 1/4 mile
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lostsoul
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That is not even a race LOL!
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Uchi
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ill do a chicken run against your busa. we race head to head at eachother and first to move looses 
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Woody
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I'll do a chicken run Uchi. Just let me go get hooked to a tri-axle trailer with a 60000lb load of raw iron V8 engine blocks on it first...THIS WILL BE FUN !!!
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Uchi
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if that thing is as durable as your rig it wont even make it off the starting line
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angry_trucker
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is this like a fill in the black subject heading? raced a bike, and i SUCKED. did i win
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Uchi
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what did you suck? was it long hard and fleshy? lol
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lostsoul
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No it was yours, so short and Furry!
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Uchi
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better that then un usable :p lol
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angry_trucker
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| Uchi wrote: | | what did you suck? was it long hard and fleshy? lol |
wouldent YOU like to know!!!!
I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER
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Uchi
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lol, jay and silent bob, what a bunch of fuken retards those 2 are, lol
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lostsoul
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But Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo much damn money LOL!
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Uchi
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haha yeah man, go figure, a retard and a guy who pretends hes a mute ar emillionares. fantatic
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angry_trucker
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just b/c you sucked my dick DOES NOT make me gay.. geeez
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Uchi
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no that doesnt, but the dicks you suck at truck stops is what makes you gay. with high gas prices i unedrstand you need to make ends meet
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angry_trucker
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someones gotta haul them full loads of your BUTTPLUGS you order ever month!
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Uchi
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hey they sell for a premium, your friends just eat them up. btw ive got an order of xl buttplugs coming in, your wife asked me to order some for you, something about anal sepage and how shes tired of following you around with a mop
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angry_trucker
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LMFAO ROFL
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mudbug
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| Uchi wrote: | | hey they sell for a premium, your friends just eat them up. |
Angry truckers friends are stupid ....your not suposed to eat but plugs  They'r suposed to go in a bum  Sheeesh!
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Uchi
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they eat them after they enter the bum
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mudbug
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Are they like a gummy bear but plug? Hey that may be the next big thing.
or not! 
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lostsoul
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OMG You Dick, I just about choked to death reading that while drinking. Mental note, no more Diet Coke near the computer.
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mudbug
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 Glad to help........did any come out your nose?
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lostsoul
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Nope sorry LOL!
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Uchi
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just out his ass, he was having a diet coke enema
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angry_trucker
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| Uchi wrote: | | just out his ass, he was having a diet coke enema |
so he chokes on pop and i just choked on pepperone reading that lmfao
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lostsoul
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LMFAO I am thinking Diet Coke as an Enima would Hurt like a MOFO, lets get Cameron and try it.
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Uchi
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lets get brandon or cameron to try it. i bet either would for a 5 dollar bill. lol
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lostsoul
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You never know LOL!
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